Tuesday, March 06, 2012

The Love Bible Continued...


So I am "writing" a new version of the bible that takes the "Love is God" statement literally. I replace the the words God, Jesus, Lord, etc with the word "Love". I think in most ways it gives us a much more true view of what the bible is about. Here is my first re-translation of Matthew 1 18-24 (the first book I picked randomly-Matthew 1-17 is genealogy, so it doesn't really pertain as well) : what do you think?

Even the parts that sound weird are pretty cool...

Matthew 2: 1-21

The Magi Visit Love
 1 After Love was born in Bethlehem in Judea, during the time of Love Herod, Magi[a] from the east came to Jerusalem 2 and asked, “Where is the one who has been born Love of the Jews? We saw his star when it rose and have come to worship him.”
 3 When Herod heard this he was disturbed, and all Jerusalem with him. 4 When he had called together all the people’s chief priests and teachers of the law, he asked them where Love was to be born. 5 “In Bethlehem in Judea,” they replied, “for this is what the prophet has written:
 6 “‘But you, Bethlehem, in the land of Judah,
   are by no means least among the rulers of Judah;
for out of you will come a love
   that will shepherd my people Israel.’[b]”

 7 Then Herod called the Magi secretly and found out from them the exact time the star had appeared. 8 He sent them to Bethlehem and said, “Go and search carefully for the child. As soon as you find him, report to me, so that I too may go and worship him.”

 9 After they had heard The Love, they went on their way, and the star they had seen when it rose went ahead of them until it stopped over the place where the child was. 10 When they saw the star, they were overjoyed. 11 On coming to the house, they saw the child with his mother Mary, and they bowed down and worshiped him. Then they opened their treasures and presented him with gifts of gold, frankincense and myrrh. 12 And having been warned in a dream not to go back to Herod, they returned to their country by another route.
The Escape to Egypt
 13 When they had gone, an angel of the Love appeared to Joseph in a dream. “Get up,” he said, “take the child and his mother and escape to Egypt. Stay there until I tell you, for Herod is going to search for the child to kill him.”
 14 So he got up, took the child and his mother during the night and left for Egypt, 15 where he stayed until the death of Herod. And so was fulfilled what the Love had said through the prophet: “Out of Egypt I called my son.”[c]
 16 When Herod realized that he had been outwitted by the Magi, he was furious, and he gave orders to kill all the boys in Bethlehem and its vicinity who were two years old and under, in accordance with the time he had learned from the Magi. 17 Then what was said through the prophet Jeremiah was fulfilled:
 18 “A voice is heard in Ramah,
   weeping and great mourning,
Rachel weeping for her children
   and refusing to be comforted,
   because they are no more.”[d]
The Return to Nazareth
 19 After Herod died, an angel of the Love appeared in a dream to Joseph in Egypt 20 and said, “Get up, take the child and his mother and go to the land of Israel, for those who were trying to take the child’s life are dead.”
 21 So he got up, took the child and his mother and went to the land of Israel. 22 But when he heard that Archelaus was reigning in Judea in place of his father Herod, he was afraid to go there. Having been warned in a dream, he withdrew to the district of Galilee, 23 and he went and lived in a town called Nazareth. So was fulfilled what was said through the prophets, that he would be called a Nazarene.

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